Jokes corner

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Happy 10th birthday to your dating site picture.

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Thanks to heroin I think I'm addicted to needles.

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Why did the snowman take off his pants? He saw the snow blower coming.

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Where do cows go during their summer vacations? Moo York.

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What does an egg says to water before being boiled? It will take me a little while to get hard, I just got layed by a chick.

[Conjurator]

My passion for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

[Conjurator]

What is the definition of making love? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

[Conjurator]

Why did the female snowman delete her Tinder account? Because she was getting too many snow cone pics.

[Conjurator]

What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

[Conjurator]

How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to scream the F word? By having another sweet 80 year old lady scream "BINGO!".

[Conjurator]

Did you hear about the two gay men who got into a fight in a bar? They were ejected for exchanging blows.

[Conjurator]

Don't drink and drive. Might hit a bump and spill it.

[Conjurator]

Went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week.

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She asked if I have my shit together before going into a relationship with me. I answered: "Of course, no lady wants a man with diarrhea".

[Conjurator]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed light, baffled Einstein.

[Conjurator]

Where do snowmen donate their sperm? Snow bank.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can help look for it faster, in a sports car.

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The girls I saw at the strip joint are so good, they do lap top dancing.

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Telling a girl to calm down is like attempting to baptize a cat.

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I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life stories.