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    Drop your jokes here!

  • #2
    Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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    • Isis
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      LOL. That's terribly good

  • #3
    What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

    DAM!

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    • Isis
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      🤣🤣🤣

  • #4
    Why do witches don't wear underwear? So they get a better grip and don't fall off the broom.

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    • #5
      Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

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      • #6
        What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.

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        • #7
          Why did the skeleton go to the movies by his self?
          He had noBODY to go with
          PXS (FB): Happiness, DM+, Cohesion, PSEL, Sexy Confidence, Babe, Xist/w, Outspoken, Celebrity, XSP-H, XSR32, XS96, XS86,

          PXS (S): Tease, Temptress, Babe, Bliss


          LPMP (FB): Buttercream Peach w/LAM + Aja, Odalisque w/ Bang (2x bottles), OCCO: Coco Cocoa, Honeyed Love Potion w/ Gotcha
          Alkemia: Burning Roses,
          Elixir of Aphrodite, La Belle Sorcière, Black Roses


          FB = Full Bottle, S = Sample

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          • #8
            Teacher: Can anyone name three kings that brought peace and hapiness to Earth?
            Student: Drin King, Smo King, Fuc King.

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            • #9
              What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke.

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              • #10
                Girl, just like train tracks, you've been laid across the county.

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                • #11
                  What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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                  • #12
                    What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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                    • #13
                      What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're screwed.

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                      • #14
                        Why are fish so easy to weigh? They come with their own scales.
                        XS - Xist oil, Cohesion oil, API oil, Taboo oil, Ascend w cops, Evolve, Connections, Love Boat, Exotica, P96, Crush sample, SOB sample, Barely Legal sample, XSport sample.

                        A314 rev 32 oil, IG, IS, P86, A314 spray.

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                        • Isis
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                          xD

                      • #15
                        I once made a belt out of watches..... it was a waist of time
                        XS - Xist oil, Cohesion oil, API oil, Taboo oil, Ascend w cops, Evolve, Connections, Love Boat, Exotica, P96, Crush sample, SOB sample, Barely Legal sample, XSport sample.

                        A314 rev 32 oil, IG, IS, P86, A314 spray.

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                        • #16
                          I've spent the last six years looking for my ex's killer, but no one will do it.

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                          • #17
                            What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball.

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                            • #18
                              You can consider yourself lucky in life if the Cognac you drink is older than the lady you're sleeping with.

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                              • #19
                                How do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.

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                                • #20
                                  Who's more enviromentally-friendly, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and reuse her "crack".

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