Jokes corner

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Can't help you move your fridge. Went to a seafood buffet yesterday. Pulled a mussel.

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How do you get Pikachu and his friends on the bus? You Poke 'em on.

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Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

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When I was young, I did stupid things because I didn't know better. Now I know better, but I still do stupid things because I miss being young.

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Me: When I bend my arm like this, it hurts.
Doctor: Well, stop bending it.

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Life is like a bird, it's pretty cute until it takes a dump on your head.

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My friend broke his left arm and left leg but he was al'right.

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Win-win. A beautiful woman pleases the eye of a man. An ugly woman pleases the eye of a competitive woman.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You don't, they're born that way.

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Celebrate Christmas the american way, spend money you don't have on chinese products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find its cock.

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Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.

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Next time you order a coffee at Starbucks, tell them your name is Bueller Bueller... Then leave the store.

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Why is the snowman so brave? Because he has big balls.

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Your mom is so stupid, when I told her that Christmas was right around the corner, she peeked in the hallway.

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That whole "letting go of your ex" is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss.

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What does an Easter egg hates the most? Fridays.

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You want a quick insult? Look in the mirror.

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Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?

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I don't believe in myths, like the one that states you have a brain.