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  • Primross
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    #101
    Originally posted by lafemme

    ha ha that's a good one.
    It was for all the PSX staff cause they are from Tennessee
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    • lafemme
      still hungry


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      #102
      asking grace helbig GIF by This Might Get
      venmo or cashapp?

      hilary duff lol GIF by YoungerTV
      "He really should have given LaFemme some cash too. It's obvious he was a cheapskate and selfish." -Muestereate

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      • lafemme
        still hungry


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        #103
        Originally posted by Primross

        It was for all the PSX staff cause they are from Tennessee
        Even better because it was thoughtful. nice.
        "He really should have given LaFemme some cash too. It's obvious he was a cheapskate and selfish." -Muestereate

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        • Primross
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          #104
          It's the thought that counts haha
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          • Phoenix2886
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            #105
            I’m a mindreader and yes I will sleep with you.
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            Pheromone treasures Oil:Swoon,Grail of Affection, Alpha Treasures Spray: The Hookup, 0-69(Samples: Aura of Amity, TS)
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            • MRSNAKE
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              #106
              I been practicing questions to ask women when you meet them, dead air is never good and it's good to have something to fall back on.

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              • BobiiJo925
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                #107
                Originally posted by Conjurator
                What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
                wow
                , Bobbi

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                • Conjurator
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                  World-class stuff

                • BobiiJo925
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                  Agreed haha

                • Muestereate
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                  BobiiJo925 Been wanting to mention I like your new profile pic, nice glasses, New?, And you hat goes nicely with your makeup tone.
              • BobiiJo925
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                #108
                Originally posted by Primross

                It was for all the PSX staff cause they are from Tennessee
                , Bobbi

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                • BobiiJo925
                  *That~Girl*
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                  #109
                  Originally posted by Phoenix2886
                  I’m a mindreader and yes I will sleep with you.
                  omg
                  , Bobbi

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                  • BobiiJo925
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                    #110
                    Originally posted by MRSNAKE
                    I been practicing questions to ask women when you meet them, dead air is never good and it's good to have something to fall back on.
                    Just let the vibes come to you
                    , Bobbi

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                    • Conjurator
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                      #111
                      Let's pretend you and I are squirrels and I bust my nuts in your hole.

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                      • Conjurator
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                        #112
                        If you were a camel, I'd hump you. But... wait... that's a camel toe, ain't it?!?!

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                        • Ildergreier
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                          #113
                          A lot of garbage lines lately...
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                          LPMP: Heart & Soul, Lumina, Cougar, MLH, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, Levitation, Popularity Potion, LFM, LFN, True Confession, Empathy.

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                          • Bloodburn
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                            #114
                            Me: Wow you have such long hair.
                            Her: So?
                            Me: Nothing. Just wanna borrow that to tie my heart to you.

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                            • Ildergreier
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                              #115
                              Originally posted by Bloodburn
                              Me: Wow you have such long hair.
                              Her: So?
                              Me: Nothing. Just wanna borrow that to tie my heart to you.
                              Cute!
                              Arsenal

                              ??????Full bottles: Sport, Celebrity, Innocence, Connections, And Babe, Cohesion, Temptress, Thinker, Fantasy, Psel, Tease, Xist x 2, Odyssey, LoveBoat, Vibe, Madame, Bliss, Summer Daze (XS122), Fairy Tale Limitless, XSP86, Engage, Happiness, Sweetness, Glow, Bitch, XS194, xs189, xs190, xs191, xs193, xs196, xs199, Naked Gun, Mascot, Pencil Thin Mustache and XSP102, Goddess, Api. DM oil.

                              LPMP: Heart & Soul, Lumina, Cougar, MLH, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, Levitation, Popularity Potion, LFM, LFN, True Confession, Empathy.

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                              • Bloodburn
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                                #116
                                Originally posted by Ildergreier

                                Cute!
                                Thanks! We use mostly funny pickup lines here in my country.

                                Another one I have used with one girl before. There's a service similar to Uber here called Grab and they have this food delivery service as well.

                                At home ordering food delivery, I have to wait for Grab but if I want your heart, who I would order with?

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                                • Ildergreier
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                                  #117
                                  Originally posted by Bloodburn

                                  Thanks! We use mostly funny pickup lines here in my country.

                                  Another one I have used with one girl before. There's a service similar to Uber here called Grab and they have this food delivery service as well.

                                  At home ordering food delivery, I have to wait for Grab but if I want your heart, who I would order with?
                                  I want pizza, thank you.
                                  Arsenal

                                  ??????Full bottles: Sport, Celebrity, Innocence, Connections, And Babe, Cohesion, Temptress, Thinker, Fantasy, Psel, Tease, Xist x 2, Odyssey, LoveBoat, Vibe, Madame, Bliss, Summer Daze (XS122), Fairy Tale Limitless, XSP86, Engage, Happiness, Sweetness, Glow, Bitch, XS194, xs189, xs190, xs191, xs193, xs196, xs199, Naked Gun, Mascot, Pencil Thin Mustache and XSP102, Goddess, Api. DM oil.

                                  LPMP: Heart & Soul, Lumina, Cougar, MLH, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, Levitation, Popularity Potion, LFM, LFN, True Confession, Empathy.

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                                  • Conjurator
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                                    #118
                                    Do you play volley-ball? You look like you're good on your knees.

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                                    • Bloodburn
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                                      #119
                                      Originally posted by Ildergreier

                                      I want pizza, thank you.
                                      Good pizza needs a good cheese but what if you need a good kiss, call me.

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                                      • Conjurator
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                                        #120
                                        Let's go play railroad: I'll be the train, you'll be the tunnel.

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