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  • Conjurator
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    #161
    Originally posted by BobiiJo925

    Of course there is

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    • Conjurator
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      #162
      You just won a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

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      • MaliciousIntent
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        #163
        Its ok, you can touch, I dont bite, only nibble.

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      • Conjurator
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        #164
        To hell with the "nice list". I've got you on my "naughty and nice" list.

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        • Conjurator
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          #165
          Are you greek? You sure look like a godess to me.

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          • Conjurator
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            #166
            How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

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            • BobiiJo925
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              #167
              Originally posted by Conjurator
              How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
              Your killing me smalls
              , Bobbi

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              • MaliciousIntent
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                #168
                "I felt that, I suggest a more aggressive flirtation technique. Really dig in with your fingers to test how firm my glutes are."

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                • Conjurator
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                  #169
                  (***Putting a beer on the bar***)
                  You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.

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                  • Conjurator
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                    #170
                    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and do you think this pick-up line suffered when it was killed 5 years ago?

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                    • Playboy
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                      #171
                      My love for u is like diarehhea, i just cant hold it in

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                      • Conjurator
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                        #172
                        They call me the cat whisperer. I know exactly what a moaning pussy needs.

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                        • Falvinski


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                          #173
                          "Of all your curves, your smile is my favourite"

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                          • Ildergreier
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                            #174
                            Originally posted by Falvinski
                            "Of all your curves, your smile is my favourite"
                            This one was cute.
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                            • Falvinski


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                              #175
                              Originally posted by Ildergreier

                              This one was cute.
                              Thank you ????????????

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                              • Falvinski


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                                #176
                                "Your smile is brighter than sun, Can I seal it with a kiss so that I wouldn't need goggles to see when you are around?"

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                                • Falvinski


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                                  #177
                                  "Would you like to take a shower with me to save the water, for environmental purpose?"

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                                  • zeratul
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                                    #178
                                    Roses are red
                                    And you cute as a duck
                                    Let's go have date
                                    Then we can cuddle
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                                    • AmandaXS
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                                      #179
                                      Originally posted by zeratul
                                      Roses are red
                                      And you cute as a duck
                                      Let's go have date
                                      Then we can cuddle
                                      that was a good one Dragons Den Lol GIF by CBC
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