Best pick up lines

[BobiiJo925]

It was! It was more than anything my ex ever said or did in the 1.5 yrs we were together, lmao.
The guy must have seen I was so distraught.

Some people are awesome at picking that up, it's amazing how it helps.

[Ildergreier]

When I was younger and picked men from bars I used this one.

Surrender! Sooner, than later! Because I am going to have you.

[BobiiJo925]

When I was younger and picked men from bars I used this one.

I love that! That's great!

[Ildergreier]

I love that! That's great!

Thanks, and it worked like a charm.

[Ildergreier]

Three years ago, when I was at the Philadelphia bus stop visiting my now ex, I'm sure we had just finished arguing (as usual) and some man saw me and said, "you dropped something," pointed to the floor, and said "your smile." It was so cute.

Very cute.

[BobiiJo925]

Thanks, and it worked like a charm.

I imagine it did

[Ildergreier]

I imagine it did

I thought I used it on my former man, but his version made me seem like a very drunken pig, but I still succeded.

[BobiiJo925]

I thought I used it on my former man, but his version made me seem like a very drunken pig, but I still succeded.

[theLaw]

I thought I used it on my former man, but his version made me seem like a very drunken pig, but I still succeded.

You conveniently burried the lead.............girls don't use pickup lines.

Every pickup line from a girl = pay attention to me. It's a way for a girl to get a guy to notice her........nothing more, so the quality is irrelevant.

No guy on the planet has ever thought "Na........her pickup line was lame, so I'm going to pass" (excluding celebrities or those with tons of options).

If a girl tries to go beyond this, it indicates lower social value (limited options), because now she got his attention, and he still didn't pursue her.

[lafemme]

I walked passed a doorman and he said, "you dropped something." I look to the floor to see what I dropped, then he said "my number"

While texting and walking, a guy proceeded to loudly recite his phone number, signaling me to enter it into my phone.

[Ildergreier]

You conveniently burried the lead.............girls don't use pickup lines.

Every pickup line from a girl = pay attention to me. It's a way for a girl to get a guy to notice her........nothing more, so the quality is irrelevant.

No guy on the planet has ever thought "Na........her pickup line was lame, so I'm going to pass" (excluding celebrities or those with tons of options).

If a girl tries to go beyond this, it indicates lower social value (limited options), because now she got his attention, and he still didn't pursue her.

In Norway men are equal to women, and the idea of showing a man that you want him/be the instigator of contact is not looked down upon here. If doing that indicates a a woman of lower social status, so be it. Then there is no high status women in Norway.

[theLaw]

In Norway men are equal to women, and the idea of showing a man that you want him/be the instigator of contact is not looked down upon here. If doing that indicates a a woman of lower social status, so be it. Then there is no high status women in Norway.

Instigating is not the issue, but pursuing. With women, this "instigation" can be done with nothing more than "Hi", as it's just a "look at me". Guys, on the other hand, must actually have some substance in their pickup lines.

Full disclosure: I don't agree with the idea of pickup-lines, because I think you can just start a conversation without all of the weird ceremony. If you see someone you like, just talk to them............like a real human being.

We've tried this experiment in the US where men allow women to lead in the courtship process, and now have a generation of olympic-level p*ssies to show for it.

Microaggressions, safe-spaces, crying-boxes, plummeting sperm counts, lower Testosterone.....................not to mention a whole generation of mothers who are so stressed out because they're trying to raise kids while working full time............aka "having it all".

People today want to replace traditional structures with no reasonable plan, but instead just a "we'll figure it out" attitude.

But the worst part of this is how quickly these unhealthy behaviors become normalized, so that everyone over 40 is now dependent on prescription medication just to function (see Viagra aka the most popular drug on the planet). Not exactly progress.

[Ildergreier]

Instigating is not the issue, but pursuing. With women, this "instigation" can be done with nothing more than "Hi", as it's just a "look at me". Guys, on the other hand, must actually have some substance in their pickup lines.

when a woman says "hi" to you, you do best in to not presume she instigating anything.

Full disclosure: I don't agree with the idea of pickup-lines, because I think you can just start a conversation without all of the weird ceremony. If you see someone you like, just talk to them............like a real human being.

I disagree with pickup line is a ceremony in the first place. It is more of an ice breaker.

We tried this experiment in the US where men allow women to lead in the courtship process, and now have a generation of olympic-level p*ssies to show for it.

Perhaps american men has been pussies all along?

Microaggressions, safe-spaces, crying-boxes, plummeting sperm counts, lower Testosterone.....................not to mention a whole generation of mothers who are so stressed out because they're trying to raise kids while working full time............aka "having it all".

I bet the women would not be so stressed out if the man did his part in the house and with the children. Not too much to ask for since he need her to work out of the house to survive financially.

People today want to replace traditional structures with no reasonable plan, but instead just a "we'll figure it out" attitude.

But you really got it all figured out...

But the worst part of this is how quickly these unhealthy behaviors become normalized, so that everyone over 40 is now dependent on prescription medication just to function (see Viagra aka the most popular drug on the planet). Not exactly progress.

The American male dependency of Viagra is now linked to the circumcision done in babies, since it makes the penis a lot, lot less sensitive.

[theLaw]

when a woman says "hi" to you, you do best in to not presume she isn't instigating anything.

I assume that you meant to type something coherent here. Too many double-negatives, so not sure what you mean.

I disagree with pickup line is a ceremony in the first place. It is more of an ice breaker.

Ice-breaker is a part of ceremony, hence why you have a ready phrase for it. (starting to think that the language barrier to beginning to effect our communication).

Perhaps american men has been pussies all along?

You mean the p*ssies that left England to create the most-free and industrious country on the planet? Also, have you seen our military?

I bet the women would not be so stressed out if the man did his part in the house and with the children. Not too much to ask for since he need her to work out of the house to survive financially.

Incorrect. Women decided they wanted to work regardless of what the men brought in financially, hence the problem. They farmed out motherhood to day-cares and nannies. With regards to the balance of work, we had that pre-1950's when women had social circles and families to help watch the children so they could maintain the house (which used to be a point of pride) while the husband worked.............but then someone thought they had a better model, and here we are.


But you really got it all figured out...

There's the charm!!!

The American male dependency of Viagra is now linked to the circumcision done in babies, since it makes the penis a lot, lot less sensitive.

Incorrect. Viagra is used because of the rise of erectile disinfection due primarily to increasing levels of estrogen in males. It's also sold in countries that don't practice circumcision.

Cheers!

[Ildergreier]

I assume that you meant to type something coherent here. Too many double-negatives, so not sure what you mean.

I corrected it.

Ice-breaker is a part of ceremony, hence why you have a ready phrase for it. (starting to think that the language barrier to beginning to effect our communication).

There is no ceremony or ritual, only people getting together and are social.

You mean the p*ssies that left England to create the most-free and industrious country on the planet? Also, have you seen our military?

This is the most racist shit I have read all week. USA was created of the back of the black people brought over as slaves from Africa and the Irish people who were forced to take contracts as indentured servants as punishment for "crimes" in the war the english waged against them. They were treated as slaves as well. The slave triangel is over, the irish is now looked upon as white but black Americans still suffer because of this. Anyway, how USA rise to super power and the war USA are involved in and why are not something I would bring up as a source of pride in a civilized conversation if I were you.

Incorrect. Women decided they wanted to work regardless of what the men brought in financially, hence the problem. They farmed out motherhood to day-cares and nannies. With regards to the balance of work, we had that pre-1950's when women had social circles and families to help watch the children so they could maintain the house (which used to be a point of pride) while the husband worked.............but then someone thought they had a better model, and here we are.

And why should not women work, if that is what we want? Women have always worked, but after WW2 they were forced out and the next 20 years there was this housekeeper ideal going on. An ideal working class women and black women never could achieve.

The problem here is that mediocre white men like you are threatened by talented women and people from other ethnicities. You long for a past that was never there.

Incorrect. Viagra is used because of the rise of erectile disinfection due primarily to increasing levels of estrogen in males. It's also sold in countries that don't practice circumcision.

You should read up in the latest research done when it comes to use of viagra in american males.

[theLaw]

I corrected it.

I read it again, and it still doesn't make sense. Perhaps just tell me what it is instead of what is isn't.

There is no ceremony or ritual, only people getting together and are social.

I disagree based on the repetitive and symbolic nature of the behaviour, but this appears to be a semantic argument.

This is the most racist shit I have read all week. USA was created of the back of the black people brought over as slaves from Africa and the Irish people who were forced to take contracts as indentured servants as punishment for "crimes" in the war the english waged against them. They were treated as slaves as well. The slave triangel is over, the irish is now looked upon as white but black Americans still suffer because of this. Anyway, how USA rise to super power and the war USA are involved in and why are not something I would bring up as a source of pride in a civilized conversation if I were you.

Then you should read more. In all seriousness, you are wildly ignorant about the facts regarding slavery, so nearly every statement you wrote is false. If you would like to continue this in private via pm, I will be happy to oblige, just let me know. However, my words have already triggered you once, leading you to make a threat toward me. This will not be tolerated moving forward. If you're not emotionally mature enough to handle a simple debate, then we should end our communications.

And why should not women work, if that is what we want?

You should be able to do whatever you like. But you must also take responsibility for your decisions and their effects on you and your family.

You should read up in the latest research done when it comes to use of viagra in american males.

I have. Pro tip: Correlation does not imply causation.

Cheers!

[Ildergreier]

Then you should read more. In all seriousness, you are wildly ignorant about the facts regarding slavery, so nearly every statement you wrote is false. If you would like to continue this in private via pm, I will be happy to oblige, just let me know. However, my words have already triggered you once, leading you to make a threat toward me. This will not be tolerated moving forward. If you're not emotionally mature enough to handle a simple debate, then we should end our communications.
Cheers!

I am a historian by education, so I don't think there is no misinterpretation on my behalf on the subject of slavery in the USA.

and how have I threatened you?

[theLaw]

I am a historian by education, so I don't think there is no misinterpretation on my behalf on the subject of slavery in the USA.

oh! That explains it.

What do you call all of those historians who write history books?...........the lowest bidders.

The fact that a "historian" is so cavalier with the word "racist" speaks volumes about your "education".

Historian by Education = Propagandist by Indoctrination

Your's truly,

the Racist (picture me in a cowboy hat)

[Ildergreier]

oh! That explains it.

What do you call all of those historians who write history books?...........the lowest bidders.

The fact that a "historian" is so cavalier with the word "racist" speaks volumes about your "education".

Historian by Education = Propagandist by Indoctrination

Your's truly,

the Racist (picture me in a cowboy hat)

I am ignoring your posts from now on.

[theLaw]

I am ignoring your posts from now on.

That's fair. Cheers!