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  • You're the most beautiful lady in this party, did you invite all those uglies on purpose?

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    • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post
      You're the most beautiful lady in this party, did you invite all those uglies on purpose?
      wow
      , Bobbi

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      • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post
        You're the most beautiful lady in this party, did you invite all those uglies on purpose?
        Savage.

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        • Don’t you say I’m heartless. It’s because you already have my heart.

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          • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post
            You're the most beautiful lady in this party, did you invite all those uglies on purpose?
            I did.
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            Testers: DesireMe+, Fantasy, Love Boat, Innocence, Cohesion.

            LPMP: Heart & Soul, Empathy, True Confession, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, BANG, SS4W, Levitation, Popularity Potion.

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            • Originally posted by Bloodburn View Post

              Savage.
              Yes, but try it .

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              • Originally posted by Ildergreier View Post

                I did.
                Oh you naughty .

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                • -Do you know why God created alcohol?
                  -No.
                  -So ugly people can a have a chance at sex. Care to join me for a 7-up?

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                  • I'd like to show you the toys my elves made for grown-up girls.

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                    • There once was a time when there were no social medias. You had to go to bars, buy hundreds of drinks to get ignored by multiple women. Luckily, things evolved. So, let me add you to F*cebook.

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                      • Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

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                        • Have you noticed that relationship between men and women are very psychological?
                          ...Why is that?
                          Half are psycho, half are logical.

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                          • I mostly hate two words: "not" and "enough". Unless you say them together.

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                            • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post
                              -Do you know why God created alcohol?
                              -No.
                              -So ugly people can a have a chance at sex. Care to join me for a 7-up?
                              awe
                              , Bobbi

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                              • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post
                                Have you noticed that relationship between men and women are very psychological?
                                ...Why is that?
                                Half are psycho, half are logical.
                                It's hard being logical all the time
                                , Bobbi

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                                • Originally posted by BobiiJo925 View Post

                                  It's hard being logical all the time
                                  So there's a psycho inside, hmmm ?

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                                  • Originally posted by BobiiJo925 View Post

                                    awe
                                    7-up comes in handy in that context.

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                                    • Hi my name is <MaliciousIntent> I'm not giving you this chair back but you are welcome to sit in my lap.

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                                      • Is your name Jingle Bells? Because it looks like we'll go all the way.

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                                        • Originally posted by Conjurator View Post

                                          So there's a psycho inside, hmmm ?
                                          Of course there is
                                          , Bobbi

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