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  • Phoenix2886
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    #81
    Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
    Pheromone XS Oil: Xist, Evolve, Desire Me Spray: Ascend, Dominant Ascend, Evolve, Cohesion, Xist, XSP83, XSP86, XSP96, Celebrity, Naked Gun, PSE, Love Boat, SOB, Bliss, Vibe (Samples: Exotica, Taboo, Connections)
    Pheromone treasures Oil:Swoon,Grail of Affection, Alpha Treasures Spray: The Hookup, 0-69(Samples: Aura of Amity, TS)
    Apex Spray:Titan, Orbital, M3X, Imprint, Core
    Liquid Alchemy Labs Gel: OD, NA, SXD-9 Spray: (Samples: AQ) Oil: (Samples:AV, BW, DP, VD)

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    • Conjurator
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      #82
      Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

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    • Conjurator
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      #83
      Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

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      • Phoenix2886
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        My sister used to live there. Gatlinburg was an amazing place, I would definitely go there again.

      • BobiiJo925
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        We are closer to Memphis; it's much prettier near Gatlinburg, that's for sure.

      • Conjurator
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        Much beauty in Tennessee then .
    • Ildergreier
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      #84
      Cheesy.
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      ??????Full bottles: Sport, Celebrity, Innocence, Connections, And Babe, Cohesion, Temptress, Thinker, Fantasy, Psel, Tease, Xist x 2, Odyssey, LoveBoat, Vibe, Madame, Bliss, Summer Daze (XS122), Fairy Tale Limitless, XSP86, Engage, Happiness, Sweetness, Glow, Bitch, XS194, xs189, xs190, xs191, xs193, xs196, xs199, Naked Gun, Mascot, Pencil Thin Mustache and XSP102, Goddess, Api. DM oil.

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      • Conjurator
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        #85
        XD I know.

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        • Conjurator
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          #86
          Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

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          • BobiiJo925
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            haha! love it, so cheesy but great

          • Conjurator
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            Cheesy but grows up on you, hmm ?
        • Phoenix2886
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          #87
          Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
          Pheromone XS Oil: Xist, Evolve, Desire Me Spray: Ascend, Dominant Ascend, Evolve, Cohesion, Xist, XSP83, XSP86, XSP96, Celebrity, Naked Gun, PSE, Love Boat, SOB, Bliss, Vibe (Samples: Exotica, Taboo, Connections)
          Pheromone treasures Oil:Swoon,Grail of Affection, Alpha Treasures Spray: The Hookup, 0-69(Samples: Aura of Amity, TS)
          Apex Spray:Titan, Orbital, M3X, Imprint, Core
          Liquid Alchemy Labs Gel: OD, NA, SXD-9 Spray: (Samples: AQ) Oil: (Samples:AV, BW, DP, VD)

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          • BobiiJo925
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            hahahaha that's great!
        • Conjurator
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          #88
          That one was majestic, man. I'm noting it down for future reference !

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          • Muestereate
            A Stellar Dendrite
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            #89
            yeah, that could do a brain freeze on the best of em.

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            • Conjurator
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              #90
              When I walked by, I noticed you staring at me, so what's up?

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              • Phoenix2886
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                This one would actually work.
            • Conjurator
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              #91
              I have to escort you out of this bar immediately, you're making other women look bad.

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              • Conjurator
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                #92
                On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

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                • Ildergreier
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                  #93
                  I scored Jack with the question:

                  Are you really that unachievable as you look like?

                  The women here can borrow that line if they want to, it fucking works, believe me.
                  Arsenal

                  ??????Full bottles: Sport, Celebrity, Innocence, Connections, And Babe, Cohesion, Temptress, Thinker, Fantasy, Psel, Tease, Xist x 2, Odyssey, LoveBoat, Vibe, Madame, Bliss, Summer Daze (XS122), Fairy Tale Limitless, XSP86, Engage, Happiness, Sweetness, Glow, Bitch, XS194, xs189, xs190, xs191, xs193, xs196, xs199, Naked Gun, Mascot, Pencil Thin Mustache and XSP102, Goddess, Api. DM oil.

                  LPMP: Heart & Soul, Lumina, Cougar, MLH, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, Levitation, Popularity Potion, LFM, LFN, True Confession, Empathy.

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                  • BobiiJo925
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                    #94
                    Originally posted by Phoenix2886
                    Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
                    No that's awful omg hahaha
                    , Bobbi

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                    • BobiiJo925
                      *That~Girl*
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                      #95
                      Originally posted by Conjurator
                      When I walked by, I noticed you staring at me, so what's up?
                      Good one!
                      , Bobbi

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                    • Conjurator
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                      #96
                      What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

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                      • Phoenix2886
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                        #97
                        You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
                        Pheromone XS Oil: Xist, Evolve, Desire Me Spray: Ascend, Dominant Ascend, Evolve, Cohesion, Xist, XSP83, XSP86, XSP96, Celebrity, Naked Gun, PSE, Love Boat, SOB, Bliss, Vibe (Samples: Exotica, Taboo, Connections)
                        Pheromone treasures Oil:Swoon,Grail of Affection, Alpha Treasures Spray: The Hookup, 0-69(Samples: Aura of Amity, TS)
                        Apex Spray:Titan, Orbital, M3X, Imprint, Core
                        Liquid Alchemy Labs Gel: OD, NA, SXD-9 Spray: (Samples: AQ) Oil: (Samples:AV, BW, DP, VD)

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                        • Primross
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                          #98
                          Are you from Tennessee cause you are the only ten i see
                          Pheromone XS
                          Oil: evolve, xist
                          Spray: Xist, Evolve, cohesion, sob

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                          • Conjurator
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                            #99
                            This may seem corny, but you really make me horny.

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                            • lafemme
                              still hungry


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                              #100
                              Originally posted by Primross
                              Are you from Tennessee cause you are the only ten i see
                              ha ha that's a good one.
                              "He really should have given LaFemme some cash too. It's obvious he was a cheapskate and selfish." -Muestereate

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