Best pick up lines

[Falvinski]

I'm a sweetheart but I'm a sarcastic as heck too lol People love to hate me at times

Ok here here comes an instant pickup line on that-

Are you Sarcastic? ... if you are, then you surely are a Sweetheart as a side effect. And I have a cure for your Side effects back there at my home if you are interested.

[BobiiJo925]

Falvinski On the spot pick up line! Good one!

[Scottie2Hottie]

It's the weekend....are you getting paid overtime Bobbi? lol

[BobiiJo925]

It's the weekend again lol I actually get to a chance to set back and see what's going on with you guys on the weekends lol

[theLaw]

Saw a cute girl at a Tegan and Sarah show with a prosthetic leg.

I approached her and said "shaving accident?"

[Falvinski]

!! , thats..... bold!

[BobiiJo925]

How'd that go?????

[theLaw]

She laughed...........solid opener.

........but to be fair, I only approach girls with missing limbs, so it's not exactly a fair fight.

[Scottie2Hottie]

Ok here here comes an instant pickup line on that-

Are you Sarcastic? ... if you are, then you surely are a Sweetheart as a side effect. And I have a cure for your Side effects back there at my home if you are interested.

Can I get some wine to go with that cheese? lol

[Falvinski]

Thats a short and simple pickup line by itself .

[Scottie2Hottie]

Saw a cute girl at a Tegan and Sarah show with a prosthetic leg.

I approached her and said "shaving accident?"

That actually made me LOL. Sounds like something I would say. How did she respond?

[theLaw]

She laughed...........solid opener.

..........although a slap-in-the-face would have been appropriate as well.

[Scottie2Hottie]

Nice! Props make for good openers. You could still have turned a slap in the face around. I once had a girl throw a drink in my face....I banged her 30 minutes later. lol

[BobiiJo925]

Glad it worked for ya????????

[BobiiJo925]

theLaw you're something serious

[Falvinski]

Insider pickup line,
"Wanna test a new blend? Lets quickly try blending my Evolve XS with your Tease XS".

[BobiiJo925]

Insider pickup line,
"Wanna test a new blend? Lets quickly try blending my Evolve XS with your Tease XS".

XS based pick up lines. Falvinski new twist on the thread lol

[idle]

You know what... something extremely bad as this:






she will not be expecting something that bad .... Using the element of surprise right there... will leave her speechless

it will work in the end

[BobiiJo925]

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[Scottie2Hottie]

Yea sometimes a blatantly bad pick up line is better than a "good" pick up line. Tho I don't use rehearsed lines much. I prefer to be spontaneous and use my surroundings as material. I've found that sometimes you can really capitalize on another dude's crash n burn. Make a joke of it. You just met her but you already share something in confidence. You have something in common.

[BobiiJo925]

Truth

[Scottie2Hottie]

I think sharing something in confidence is more powerful than sharing something in common. Would you agree Bobbi?

[BobiiJo925]

I do. Gives a sense of, for lack of better words, security. A little something more than just having something in commen with someone.

[Headless]

I agree with Scott , my best nights have been all improv . Women are hit on all the time by men and women , they can smell a pick up line from a mIle away .

[Vinko]

very well said, Headless !

i share that opinion too

[Falvinski]

Hey bobbi ????
I just received an order and you know what? A pickup line appears!! ????

"Hey like this sound of my poprock candies? They feel soo satisfying in the mouth, we can try putting them in some other moist place if you want.... "

[BobiiJo925]

Falvinski great one

[Falvinski]

Just made one,

To the girl in a car at a signal:
Hey I am running late but I stood tight instead of jaywalking, because I saw you coming from a distance. Would you drop me at my place?

[Cheerio]

Three years ago, when I was at the Philadelphia bus stop visiting my now ex, I'm sure we had just finished arguing (as usual) and some man saw me and said, "you dropped something," pointed to the floor, and said "your smile." It was so cute.

[BobiiJo925]

Three years ago, when I was at the Philadelphia bus stop visiting my now ex, I'm sure we had just finished arguing (as usual) and some man saw me and said, "you dropped something," pointed to the floor, and said "your smile." It was so cute.

OMG!!! that's adorable!!!

[Cheerio]

OMG!!! that's adorable!!!

It was! It was more than anything my ex ever said or did in the 1.5 yrs we were together, lmao.
The guy must have seen I was so distraught.