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Why do witches don't wear underwear? So they get a better grip and don't fall off the broom.Comment
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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.Comment
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What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.Comment
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by his self?
He had noBODY to go with
PXS (FB 10ml): Babe, Bitch(XS124), Celebrity/W, Comply/U(xs199), DM+(Spray), Engage/U, Fantasy, Girlfriend, Goddess, Happiness/U, Madame, Mascot/U, Naked Gun(XS146), Outspoken/U, NENO(12.5 mcg), PSEL/W, Sexy Confidence, Sweetness/W, XSP-H, XSR32, XSP86, XSP96(2x), XS189/w
(FB 30ml): Babe**, DM+(spray)**, Fantasy/W**, Inbetween**, NENO(10 mcg), Xist/w
(S): PSE(XS129), Tease (2x), Temptress, Babe, Bliss/U(2x), LB/U
LPMP(FB): Buttercream Peach w/LAM + Aja, Cotton Candy Peach, Odalisque w/ Bang(2x), OCCO: Coco Cocoa, Honeyed Love Potion w/ Gotcha
FB = Full Bottle, S = Sample, ** = Coming Soon/WishlistComment
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Teacher: Can anyone name three kings that brought peace and hapiness to Earth?
Student: Drin King, Smo King, Fuc King.Comment
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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke.Comment
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Girl, just like train tracks, you've been laid across the county.Comment
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.Comment
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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has a higher sperm count.Comment
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're screwed.Comment
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Why are fish so easy to weigh? They come with their own scales.XS - Xist oil, Cohesion oil, API oil, Taboo oil, Ascend w cops, Evolve, Connections, Love Boat, Exotica, P96, Crush sample, SOB sample, Barely Legal sample, XSport sample.
A314 rev 32 oil, IG, IS, P86, A314 spray.Comment
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I once made a belt out of watches..... it was a waist of timeXS - Xist oil, Cohesion oil, API oil, Taboo oil, Ascend w cops, Evolve, Connections, Love Boat, Exotica, P96, Crush sample, SOB sample, Barely Legal sample, XSport sample.
A314 rev 32 oil, IG, IS, P86, A314 spray.Comment
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I've spent the last six years looking for my ex's killer, but no one will do it.Comment
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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball.Comment
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You can consider yourself lucky in life if the Cognac you drink is older than the lady you're sleeping with.Comment
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How do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.Comment
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Who's more enviromentally-friendly, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and reuse her "crack".Comment
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