Best pick up lines

[Conjurator]

I had never seen eyes with a perfect wavelength of 450 nanometers before. Fascinating!

(---for geek girls only--- and, ehmmm, dear friends, change wavelength to fit color if eyes are not blue (lol))

[Bloodburn]

I'm very sick so I went to have my heart X-rayed. The doctor said my heart is full of you.

[Conjurator]

Here's 15$. Drink until I look very good then come talk to me.

[Muestereate]

Er ummm, buddy, I think I'm gonna need another 20.

[Conjurator]

Think I'll be able to get me and her one drink each with the money XD!

[Conjurator]

I heard you're good at algebra, you probably can give me 3X without asking Y.

[Conjurator]

I've picked four alphabet letters, can you guess which ones? U, R, Q, T.

[Conjurator]

Is your name Country Crock? You can spread for me anytime.

[BobiiJo925]

Me: Wow you have such long hair.
Her: So?
Me: Nothing. Just wanna borrow that to tie my heart to you.

Awe that's a sweet one

[Bloodburn]

Awe that's a sweet one

It's for all the sweet ladies such as you.

[BobiiJo925]

It's for all the sweet ladies such as you.

You're such a doll

[Catlord17]

Pickup lines, eh, I never use 'em. Can't remember 'em, always screw 'em up. I just start a conversation. I created a "game" that makes a great opener for servers, because usually I'll see them enough time to think about it. Then I say, "Let's play a game. I'm going to try to guess what your birth month is. Ready?" And then I guess. I base my guess on the correlations I have observed between dates of birth and certain physical attributes over the last 2 or 3 decades. Usually I am close, but not spot on, but it gets the conversation started. Sometimes I will nail it, and that really impresses them. Either way, it works.

[BobiiJo925]

That's pretty freaking awesome!

[Conjurator]

You remind me of a box of chocolates?
Why?
Because I want to take your top off.

[Conjurator]

Girl we can play zoo and you came tame my monkey.

[Conjurator]

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

[Conjurator]

Your hand looks so heavy, can I hold it for you?

[Conjurator]

Hey tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else.

[Conjurator]

Save water, shower with me.

[Conjurator]

Want to have a look at my benefits package?

[Conjurator]

I'd invite you for a drink, but I have butterflies in my stomach... and a parakeet... and a panda... Well you get the idea.

[BobiiJo925]

cute lol

[Conjurator]

I'm not a facebook status, you don't have to like me.

[Conjurator]

Full moon, lady come home with me and you'll find out what I turn into at midnight.