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    I went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!

    I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.

    Girls in yoga pants everywhere...

    It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.

    I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.

    The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.

    I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.


  • #2
    Lol. That's too funny!! Well, at least you know SOB is consistent!

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    • #3
      3 SOB in a Yoga studio???? Hmmmmm I envision a violent but sexual death.

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      • #4
        Lmfao that's hilarious. Between the cops and the yoga pants you didn't stand a chance.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Young_grasshopper View Post
          I went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!

          I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.

          Girls in yoga pants everywhere...

          It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.

          I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.

          The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.

          I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.
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          • #6
            You sir made my day reading this.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Young_grasshopper View Post
              I went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!

              I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.

              Girls in yoga pants everywhere...

              It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.

              I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.

              The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.

              I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.
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              • #8
                This was a good one
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