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Originally posted by Young_grasshopper View PostI went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!
I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.
Girls in yoga pants everywhere...
It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.
I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.
The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.
I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.
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Originally posted by Young_grasshopper View PostI went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!
I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.
Girls in yoga pants everywhere...
It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.
I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.
The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.
I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.
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Lmfao that's hilarious. Between the cops and the yoga pants you didn't stand a chance.
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3 SOB in a Yoga studio???? Hmmmmm I envision a violent but sexual death.
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SOB + Yoga = not a good time
I went to yoga this evening. I thought 3x Bliss would be a fun experiment while getting, well, blissed!
I'm in class and I'm nowhere near blissful. I'm horny as all get out. No matter what I could not focus. I was not getting my chakra on.
Girls in yoga pants everywhere...
It was torture I thought I was going to explode. Class is over and I'm putting my blocks away and rolling up my mat and I have to look down at the ground because it was the only way I could stop myself from staring at women. Its yoga not a place to pick up.
I'm a half a chub away from asking the girl with the biggest booty if she wants a dicking when this girl next to me drops her keys and bends down to pick them up.
The level of frustration I have I can't describe. At this point I turn into a white girl, I can't even right now. In my head I said "God damn..." when that girl bent down. What actually happened was my lips repeated what my mind said before I realized it and that lady sprung back up and glared at me and barreled through the door out of there.
I was so embarrassed. I got home and the 3x Bliss I put on was actually 3x SOB. Fuck me.
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