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You're the most beautiful lady in this party, did you invite all those uglies on purpose?
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Don’t you say I’m heartless. It’s because you already have my heart.Comment
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Arsenal
??????Full bottles: Sport, Celebrity, Innocence, Connections, And Babe, Cohesion, Temptress, Thinker, Fantasy, Psel, Tease, Xist x 2, Odyssey, LoveBoat, Vibe, Madame, Bliss, Summer Daze (XS122), Fairy Tale Limitless, XSP86, Engage, Happiness, Sweetness, Glow, Bitch, XS194, xs189, xs190, xs191, xs193, xs196, xs199, Naked Gun, Mascot, Pencil Thin Mustache and XSP102, Goddess, Api. DM oil.
LPMP: Heart & Soul, Lumina, Cougar, MLH, Blatant Invitation, Sexology, Sexpionage, Audacious, Levitation, Popularity Potion, LFM, LFN, True Confession, Empathy.Comment
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-Do you know why God created alcohol?
-No.
-So ugly people can a have a chance at sex. Care to join me for a 7-up?Comment
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I'd like to show you the toys my elves made for grown-up girls.Comment
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There once was a time when there were no social medias. You had to go to bars, buy hundreds of drinks to get ignored by multiple women. Luckily, things evolved. So, let me add you to F*cebook.Comment
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Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.Comment
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Have you noticed that relationship between men and women are very psychological?
...Why is that?
Half are psycho, half are logical.Comment
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I mostly hate two words: "not" and "enough". Unless you say them together.Comment
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Hi my name is <MaliciousIntent> I'm not giving you this chair back but you are welcome to sit in my lap.Comment
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Is your name Jingle Bells? Because it looks like we'll go all the way.Comment
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