dad jokes

[AmandaXS]

Show'em your nuts

act like a nut

[Suaviter in modo]

Nut right?

Why do all Germans avoid the Octoberfest while on a diet?

- They are expecting the Wurst.

[Suaviter in modo]

Did you know tuxedos cure dizziness?

[AmandaXS]

Did you know tuxedos cure dizziness?

no i did not

[Suaviter in modo]

All dressed up, no vertigo

[AmandaXS]

It was flat tired?

it was two tired

[AmandaXS]

what do you call someone with no body and no nose???

[NuTrix]

I don't know, but he can't be a busy body or nosy...so I guess that's good at least...

[AmandaXS]

its: nobody knows lol

[NuTrix]

Bwahaaaaaaaa! That's just not right...

[AmandaXS]

hahaha

[Suaviter in modo]

No se.

[AmandaXS]

its: nobody knows lol

[Suaviter in modo]

[Suaviter in modo]

" - I'm positive I just lost an electron." "- Better keep an ion that!"

[AmandaXS]

lol

[Suaviter in modo]

Will glass coffins be a success?

[AmandaXS]

hmmm.... i dont know

[Suaviter in modo]

- Remains to be seen!

[Suaviter in modo]

What do you call a through hard work achieved perfect hourglass figure concealed under thick clothes?

[AmandaXS]

i dont know, what?

[Suaviter in modo]

A complete waist of time

[Suaviter in modo]

Did you know I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage?

[Suaviter in modo]

I lost my case.

[johnbent]

I think corny jokes are the funniest!

[Muestereate]

[Suaviter in modo]

A termite walks into a saloon: "Is the bar tender here?"

[Suaviter in modo]

The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.

[Suaviter in modo]

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore; but he did have a hand in it.