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  • AmandaXS
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    #41
    Originally posted by johnbent
    I think corny jokes are the funniest!
    me too
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    • AmandaXS
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      #42
      Originally posted by Suaviter in modo
      Did you know I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage?
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        #43
        what do you get from a pampered cow?
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        • Suaviter in modo
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          #44
          Spoiled milk?
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          #45
          You guys are without hope

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            #46
            Originally posted by Suaviter in modo
            Spoiled milk?
            Yeah!!!
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            #47
            whats an astronauts favorite part of a computer?
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            • NuTrix
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              #48
              Oh! Oh! I know this one!
              The keyboard! It has a SPACE BAR!
              You're never too old to learn NuTrix ^_~

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              #49
              :minecraft: And the favourite key of a thief?
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              #50
              While playing tennis the other day, I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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            • Suaviter in modo
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              #51
              Why is it hard to make puns for kleptomaniacs?
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                #52
                Originally posted by Suaviter in modo
                Why is it hard to make puns for kleptomaniacs?
                because they take things literally
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                #53
                Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One of them asks: "What´s your favourite type of music?" The other one answers: "I´m a big metal fan."
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                #54
                what do you get when you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?

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                • Coconut
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                  #55
                  Pie
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                  XRS94,Innocense,Goddess,Madame,DMspray
                  Testers:Babe,Happiness,Temptress,Inbetween,Cohesio n
                  Cops:A,B,C

                  Oils: Fantasy,Copulin,Connections,DesireMe,Xist,Neno,EST
                  From a lab IsoE Super+Ambroxan

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                  • Muestereate
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                    #56
                    PUMPKIN PI

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                  • NuTrix
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                    #57
                    Originally posted by Suaviter in modo
                    :minecraft: And the favourite key of a thief?
                    $$$
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                    • Suaviter in modo
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                      #58
                      Cops lock, shift and return
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                      • Suaviter in modo
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                        #59
                        Did you hear about the new bank teller who lost his job?
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                        • AmandaXS
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                          #60
                          Originally posted by Suaviter in modo
                          Did you hear about the new bank teller who lost his job?
                          no
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