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On my latest order I asked for samples of body butter and beard balm. I only got one and it was unlabelled. I promptly slathered it on my ass so my butt could be creamy smooth and started to hatch a pelt. Now my butt looks like a Gorilla. I believe instead what I got was a sample of beard balm.
As usual on delivery day I have to try eveything at once so I can't attest to any pheromones activity today but it will follow. Todays current custom blend is API Fantasy, androstANONE and evolve sultans oud.... and Beard Balm.
Right off the bat, at room temp this is a solid but it is on the verge of liquifying, room temp on a late August evening is about 78. The balm is yellow in color and translucent. A very light amount on my fingertip, probably a few drops worth easily spreads though one whole side of my beard. My bear is freshly trimmed to about 3/8 in length and I have my neck fully trimmed so the balm does not need to spread any further but it could. It won't spread far enough to do the other side but it does cover my neck, some of my exposed cheek and the shadow that has begun to grow in already. This spreads nicely.
It's feeling greasy, I was expecting more of a moisturizer feel to it but I've never tried a beard balm before so what do I know. As time goes on it does indeed seem to sink into my beard. It takes about an hour and my beard starts to feel softer. This is something I was hoping for. At two hours the stubble still has a stubble feel but its a little softer too. I've always hated the feel of stubble but if this works like lanolin, a few days of use ought to make it even softer. Several hours later the skin on my cheek still feels greasy. I don't like this, a skin moisturizer would have sunk in but this is not a moisturizer and I will have to keep that in mind next time.
Despite the feel my face is not glossy to look at and in fact, looks softer. If my face was a woman's ass I would want to touch it. Thank God its not but I still am curiously touching my cheeks. Constant shaving and trimming with an old fashion straight razor takes a certain toll. Come to think of it, I think my face has a glow of youth, at least in a relative fashion
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Now the scent of it is a bit too medicinal for me, I'm not attributing this to the pheromones. It smells camphor-like. Before my ass sprouted a pelt, the scent package gave this away as a masculine product but I think its too heavy of a scent. I'm growing accustomed to it but if I had a thicker beard I would have had to use a lot more of this to work through a full neckbeard or one of the fuller length styles. It reminds me of mentholated but I think It may be Tea Tree Oil. I'm also getting some spice scent. In my opinion, the tea tree needs to be sweetened instead of spice up. The edge needs to come off I don't think its sexy, It's too medicinal and women want a clean bill of health. A touch of white floral or going the other way, maybe a wet leather. The scent does have a tendency to open up the nostrils though and that could be good for breathing in pheromones. For me, though its strength actually closed my nostrils after an hour, I have a few allergies but until I try this alone I can't be sure if it is the beard balm or that clusterF of pheromones I also have on. Too many pheromones shut down my nostrils too.
I should note that it seemed to make my face a little numb but that passed. It reminded me of a bit of enone tension but instead of across my brows, it was across my chin. I've never put pheromones on my chin/jaw but this effect could just as well have been evolve and androstanone kicking in though they were on my chest. Worthy of note though.
As usual on delivery day I have to try eveything at once so I can't attest to any pheromones activity today but it will follow. Todays current custom blend is API Fantasy, androstANONE and evolve sultans oud.... and Beard Balm.
Right off the bat, at room temp this is a solid but it is on the verge of liquifying, room temp on a late August evening is about 78. The balm is yellow in color and translucent. A very light amount on my fingertip, probably a few drops worth easily spreads though one whole side of my beard. My bear is freshly trimmed to about 3/8 in length and I have my neck fully trimmed so the balm does not need to spread any further but it could. It won't spread far enough to do the other side but it does cover my neck, some of my exposed cheek and the shadow that has begun to grow in already. This spreads nicely.
It's feeling greasy, I was expecting more of a moisturizer feel to it but I've never tried a beard balm before so what do I know. As time goes on it does indeed seem to sink into my beard. It takes about an hour and my beard starts to feel softer. This is something I was hoping for. At two hours the stubble still has a stubble feel but its a little softer too. I've always hated the feel of stubble but if this works like lanolin, a few days of use ought to make it even softer. Several hours later the skin on my cheek still feels greasy. I don't like this, a skin moisturizer would have sunk in but this is not a moisturizer and I will have to keep that in mind next time.
Despite the feel my face is not glossy to look at and in fact, looks softer. If my face was a woman's ass I would want to touch it. Thank God its not but I still am curiously touching my cheeks. Constant shaving and trimming with an old fashion straight razor takes a certain toll. Come to think of it, I think my face has a glow of youth, at least in a relative fashion
.Now the scent of it is a bit too medicinal for me, I'm not attributing this to the pheromones. It smells camphor-like. Before my ass sprouted a pelt, the scent package gave this away as a masculine product but I think its too heavy of a scent. I'm growing accustomed to it but if I had a thicker beard I would have had to use a lot more of this to work through a full neckbeard or one of the fuller length styles. It reminds me of mentholated but I think It may be Tea Tree Oil. I'm also getting some spice scent. In my opinion, the tea tree needs to be sweetened instead of spice up. The edge needs to come off I don't think its sexy, It's too medicinal and women want a clean bill of health. A touch of white floral or going the other way, maybe a wet leather. The scent does have a tendency to open up the nostrils though and that could be good for breathing in pheromones. For me, though its strength actually closed my nostrils after an hour, I have a few allergies but until I try this alone I can't be sure if it is the beard balm or that clusterF of pheromones I also have on. Too many pheromones shut down my nostrils too.
I should note that it seemed to make my face a little numb but that passed. It reminded me of a bit of enone tension but instead of across my brows, it was across my chin. I've never put pheromones on my chin/jaw but this effect could just as well have been evolve and androstanone kicking in though they were on my chest. Worthy of note though.
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