Are Poprocks Really Fatal

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I received my latest order with no pop rocks, glowsticks or condoms and immediately google to check for a poprocks shortage. Then I scanned to see if they had been taken off the market as a weapon of mass destruction. Only during my deep dives into the darknet did the health effects resurface. Would Mikey have liked XS Pheromones if he had survived his pop rocks overdose? Did Steve pull pop rocks because of ethical and health concerns? I know he cares deeply for us but without condoms, I risk a multitude of diseases from all the girls that chase after me. without glowsticks, I cannot even see my targets in the dark and without pop rocks my stomach stays as flat as a Mr Chip and Princess Dale Dancer.

Here and now I must defend poprocks!!!