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Allow me to thank you for patiently waiting for this months edition of the Blender newsletter. I realize its close to the end of the month and others had sales for the recent holiday celebration. I’m the first to appreciate a holiday and sometimes have been known to find obscure holidays to celebrate. However, the Blender is a newsletter we believe provides value and great content rather than only coupons or discounts. If you’re expecting this in todays edition you might as well stop reading now!
To everyone who decided to read on, I thank you. There has been much going on at XS headquarters here in rural Tennessee. We’ve been creating incredible new blends and improving the beta mixes. You’ve probably noticed some changes to the XS store like the addition of pheromone molecules divided in spray and oil format. Your experience should be fabulous and we are listening to all your great suggestions.
We have at least 25 new research molecules ready for release over the next few months. Amazing progress on the EU fulfillment center has been made. This has illuminated the structure and tools needed to ensure success. We are building our future together and I am so proud of everything that's been accomplished. Somehow during all this we managed to redesign the labels for the bottles. If only there was another 5 hours a day!
XS begins with new beta test blends that are just phenomenal! A release schedule of just a few every couple weeks allows our community the right time to discover their wonders. The alpha testers have been playing around with more than 25 new pheromone research molecules. Its positively exciting that an abundance have already proven to be awesome. XSR46 is one, and already a favorite. If you've ever used any "putatives" you’re going to LOVE this particular one! I’m including it as a sample in some orders. Like the beta test blends, there will be new research molecules added to the store every couple weeks too.
The distinguished value of our discoverXS Community Researchers are rewarded by virtue of an instant rebate of thirty percent on all pheromone and research molecules and now Limited and Beta blends. There are so many wonderful new benefits to be announced soon too. To take advantage of these benefits yourself and lots more all you have to do is be active in the community forum.
I’ve just about completed defining each pheromone molecule in spray. When I’m done I’ll copy this to oils and the raw...oops I promised I wouldn’t say anything about that yet.
I really believed the EU Center would be up and running already and technically it is. Just about everything is in place but we are changing the shopping cart to handle this new functionality. Our Bad-A** Technical Master, Mr Idle, has been enthusiastic to get it done and I’m wholly confident in his abilities. Idle is amazing! The transition will be seamless for our EU friends when we kick it off.
Everyone at XS is making the magic happen and I’m beyond thrilled! It all came together simultaneously though which makes it not so easy to implement. I promise that by our July anniversary XS is going to knock your socks off!
Okay so I’ve been a bad-boy or as the lovely Kate would say, “You’re terrible Steve O!”. I totally lied about the coupon this month. Thank you for sticking with us. I know its cliche for a business to say we love our customers, but at XS we really do. I think the difference is we think of you as friends first. This months awesome promotion is a token of that friendship. Add any 15 ml retail product like Ascend, Tease, Flirt to your cart and check out the savings. It has to be a retail product that has the 15 ml upgrade option so Exotica, Fantasy, Bliss and Vibe are excluded. Use coupon code: “Coupon Available only to newsletter subscribers” (without quotes) and you’ll get the 15 ml upgrade for 36.97. That's a little over 80 percent off the upgrade cost. It's like getting upgraded, for nothin!
To throw some whip cream and cherries right up on top of this already sweet deal I’m going to make this valid on XiSt, Desire Me Plus and Love Boat 30 ml upgrades for same 36.97. That’s right, just add one of the three above mentioned products at the 30 ml upgrade size into your cart and use the same coupon and you’ll save bucket loads off the upgrade charge! There's no limit (not even the sky) on how many products you upgrade. Now take a moment to breath, sit back and think of just how many bananas that would get you. Yup, a whole lot.
Just to be clear: add whatever you choose into your cart as an upgrade size and use the code: Coupon Available only to newsletter subscribers in the shopping cart by selecting use coupon code and enter it in the text box exactly as it appears. When you add anything to your cart a green bar appears on the top of the page that says something just like this: Success: You have added Love Boat (Formerly XS111) to your shopping cart! You can follow the link right there (in the cart) or directly above it. You can visit the store here: pheromoneXS
This super sweet love is good this Friday (today) through Monday and only on retail products that have a size upgrade option. I realize some things are out of stock but rain checks will not be accepted, nor will there be any substitutions. Its a fantastic deal and I know it will bring happiness to you. The products that are running low or out of stock will be returning next week about mid week. You can bet every banana in the house when they do show back up it will be a special occasion too.
BTW, if anyone finds one of our dancing monkeys please send him back. We miss him. When not working you can typically find him playing card-games for money. He's brown, hairy, doesn't wear pants and sometimes throws his own pizza dough. What? You thought I was going to say something else, didn't yah? His name is Howard and will do about anything for a banana.
Now lets see who reads the whole newsletter. Bye for now.
With warmest regards
Steve O
In fairness to all, and to ensure we maintain our sanity, all promotional offers will ONLY be honored during the term of said promotion and not apply before or after promotional term. Valid on in-stock, regular retail products only. Thank you for understanding our position as we look forward to serving you and continue to offer new promotions as often as possible.
Allow me to thank you for patiently waiting for this months edition of the Blender newsletter. I realize its close to the end of the month and others had sales for the recent holiday celebration. I’m the first to appreciate a holiday and sometimes have been known to find obscure holidays to celebrate. However, the Blender is a newsletter we believe provides value and great content rather than only coupons or discounts. If you’re expecting this in todays edition you might as well stop reading now!
To everyone who decided to read on, I thank you. There has been much going on at XS headquarters here in rural Tennessee. We’ve been creating incredible new blends and improving the beta mixes. You’ve probably noticed some changes to the XS store like the addition of pheromone molecules divided in spray and oil format. Your experience should be fabulous and we are listening to all your great suggestions.
We have at least 25 new research molecules ready for release over the next few months. Amazing progress on the EU fulfillment center has been made. This has illuminated the structure and tools needed to ensure success. We are building our future together and I am so proud of everything that's been accomplished. Somehow during all this we managed to redesign the labels for the bottles. If only there was another 5 hours a day!
XS begins with new beta test blends that are just phenomenal! A release schedule of just a few every couple weeks allows our community the right time to discover their wonders. The alpha testers have been playing around with more than 25 new pheromone research molecules. Its positively exciting that an abundance have already proven to be awesome. XSR46 is one, and already a favorite. If you've ever used any "putatives" you’re going to LOVE this particular one! I’m including it as a sample in some orders. Like the beta test blends, there will be new research molecules added to the store every couple weeks too.
The distinguished value of our discoverXS Community Researchers are rewarded by virtue of an instant rebate of thirty percent on all pheromone and research molecules and now Limited and Beta blends. There are so many wonderful new benefits to be announced soon too. To take advantage of these benefits yourself and lots more all you have to do is be active in the community forum.
I’ve just about completed defining each pheromone molecule in spray. When I’m done I’ll copy this to oils and the raw...oops I promised I wouldn’t say anything about that yet.
I really believed the EU Center would be up and running already and technically it is. Just about everything is in place but we are changing the shopping cart to handle this new functionality. Our Bad-A** Technical Master, Mr Idle, has been enthusiastic to get it done and I’m wholly confident in his abilities. Idle is amazing! The transition will be seamless for our EU friends when we kick it off.
Everyone at XS is making the magic happen and I’m beyond thrilled! It all came together simultaneously though which makes it not so easy to implement. I promise that by our July anniversary XS is going to knock your socks off!
Okay so I’ve been a bad-boy or as the lovely Kate would say, “You’re terrible Steve O!”. I totally lied about the coupon this month. Thank you for sticking with us. I know its cliche for a business to say we love our customers, but at XS we really do. I think the difference is we think of you as friends first. This months awesome promotion is a token of that friendship. Add any 15 ml retail product like Ascend, Tease, Flirt to your cart and check out the savings. It has to be a retail product that has the 15 ml upgrade option so Exotica, Fantasy, Bliss and Vibe are excluded. Use coupon code: “Coupon Available only to newsletter subscribers” (without quotes) and you’ll get the 15 ml upgrade for 36.97. That's a little over 80 percent off the upgrade cost. It's like getting upgraded, for nothin!
To throw some whip cream and cherries right up on top of this already sweet deal I’m going to make this valid on XiSt, Desire Me Plus and Love Boat 30 ml upgrades for same 36.97. That’s right, just add one of the three above mentioned products at the 30 ml upgrade size into your cart and use the same coupon and you’ll save bucket loads off the upgrade charge! There's no limit (not even the sky) on how many products you upgrade. Now take a moment to breath, sit back and think of just how many bananas that would get you. Yup, a whole lot.
Just to be clear: add whatever you choose into your cart as an upgrade size and use the code: Coupon Available only to newsletter subscribers in the shopping cart by selecting use coupon code and enter it in the text box exactly as it appears. When you add anything to your cart a green bar appears on the top of the page that says something just like this: Success: You have added Love Boat (Formerly XS111) to your shopping cart! You can follow the link right there (in the cart) or directly above it. You can visit the store here: pheromoneXS
This super sweet love is good this Friday (today) through Monday and only on retail products that have a size upgrade option. I realize some things are out of stock but rain checks will not be accepted, nor will there be any substitutions. Its a fantastic deal and I know it will bring happiness to you. The products that are running low or out of stock will be returning next week about mid week. You can bet every banana in the house when they do show back up it will be a special occasion too.
BTW, if anyone finds one of our dancing monkeys please send him back. We miss him. When not working you can typically find him playing card-games for money. He's brown, hairy, doesn't wear pants and sometimes throws his own pizza dough. What? You thought I was going to say something else, didn't yah? His name is Howard and will do about anything for a banana.
Now lets see who reads the whole newsletter. Bye for now.
With warmest regards
Steve O
In fairness to all, and to ensure we maintain our sanity, all promotional offers will ONLY be honored during the term of said promotion and not apply before or after promotional term. Valid on in-stock, regular retail products only. Thank you for understanding our position as we look forward to serving you and continue to offer new promotions as often as possible.