Name my guinea pig thread

[SecretV]

Ok
so... I'm stuck for an appropriate nickname for my guinea pig. As in my co-reasearcher/voluntary test subject. It is human (I think) no guinea pigs will be harmed during the research (apart from the ones that get fed to the snaked but they're already dead so I don't think it counts).

I need something reasonably non-offensive (otherwise I'd just stick to calling him "fuckthing" or something) and accurate so please ask questions if you want to know anything that could help.

[Nightwing]

Oh so is this someone that is voluntarily being pheromoned? Any more details could help but for now I find it amusing to call him/her "Phero-Victim", "Smell Subject".

[Ildergreier]

The Potato (since the potato can be used for everything?).

[SecretV]

Nah. It would be difficult to distinguish between him and Potato who still lives with me

Nightwing what would you like to know?

[Ildergreier]

Hmm, what about the Celery?

I ask because I strongly feel this man is a vegetable.

[NuTrix]

Hmm, what about the Celery?

I ask because I strongly feel this man is a vegetable.

Kumquat. Slight play on phonics...a fruit instead of a veg though...

[Ildergreier]

Kumquat. Slight play on phonics...a fruit instead of a veg though...

Perfect.

[SecretV]

Well...he is kinda fruity... Not a vegetable though... He's one of them guys one once thought were extinct

[Vicki Lee]

Your Plaything lol idk I need a list, cause I feel like 'fuckthing/buddy' is fitting for every man

[Ildergreier]

How about BoyToy for nick?

[SecretV]

Hmm. Do BoyToys give really good massages?

[Ildergreier]

They most certainly do.

[SecretV]

Duly noted!

[Ildergreier]

Nice!