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Wow so my package came today ! Soooo fast what was that 3 days ? If for no other reason than speedy delivery that makes me want to be a return customer. Well let me get into my review.
My package came like 2pm in a really cute pink package I was hype to open it. In it was my desire me , female massage oil & three samples (I didn't know you could get samples w/o request! But boy was I happy I did.) the samples were; flirt , love boat , & .... TEMPTRESS! Oh gosh ! If any of u read my Greeting post you know I was scared of temptress. But I said okay.. And put the sealed bag in my panty dresser. Flash forward & my phone rings. I answer to hear a very Russian man asking if I applied for an administration position at this Luxury import car dealership & if I'd like to interview. I say yes! When are you free to interview me ? He says NOW! I'm like okayyyy I can be there in a hour . Now I'm sitting in my reclining chair bun in hair, no make up , sweatpants an avengers tee & some vans. WTF I make the mad dash to my bedroom to lay out my reg interview clothes gray pants navy button down shirt navy ballerina flats black pea coat no time to shower I wash up . Beat my face & oh I put on my mones. One spray of desire me & two of TEMPTRESS! Shit go hard or go home right ? 1. Desire me STANKS ! Even with the sent added okay . Just to keep it real. But after 5 min I didn't smell it anymore plus I spayed tons of Evys Saint Laurent black opium on top idk what happened in the five min it took to put on my make up but I left the room and put on a sheer black blouse some black skinny jeans & 6 inch Christian Loubotin pumps . I never do shit like that as a Virgo I'm very into planning & I planed to wear my interview outfit lol ! I get there & all eyes were on me & I felt so pretty. My interviewer the Russian voice I heard on the phone is the brother of the owner & manger of the dealership he's an older Russian man & HES STARING ME UP & DOWN . Then says you sure have style. I giggle a little coyly & say thanks & he invites me into his office. SO.... I'm a straight shot of vodka no chaser , I always keep it real & im about to be a little racist for a minute. I'm Cape Verdean & Brazilian & I'm by no means heavy I'm a size 8 but the Brazilian in me is major I am very hippy & I have a big ole ghetto booty LMAO! I get to much attention from Hispanic & black men but White men Like never hit on me. This old white man was hitting on me. Lol . So he says I have 2 more girls to interview but your my choice you just have meet my brother & I will be wearing my mones then TOO!
Ps. My cab driver home was overly nice , I told him I had to wait a long time to catch a cab to get to my interview & he gives me his personal number & says I can call him directly & he'll drop everything to get me WTF??? I been riding in cabs a LONNNNG Time in Philly & have never been offered such a luxury . I am won over . I have Temptress, fantasy , love boat & vibes in my cart & I'm buying on pay day . Y'all have earned a faithful customer!
My package came like 2pm in a really cute pink package I was hype to open it. In it was my desire me , female massage oil & three samples (I didn't know you could get samples w/o request! But boy was I happy I did.) the samples were; flirt , love boat , & .... TEMPTRESS! Oh gosh ! If any of u read my Greeting post you know I was scared of temptress. But I said okay.. And put the sealed bag in my panty dresser. Flash forward & my phone rings. I answer to hear a very Russian man asking if I applied for an administration position at this Luxury import car dealership & if I'd like to interview. I say yes! When are you free to interview me ? He says NOW! I'm like okayyyy I can be there in a hour . Now I'm sitting in my reclining chair bun in hair, no make up , sweatpants an avengers tee & some vans. WTF I make the mad dash to my bedroom to lay out my reg interview clothes gray pants navy button down shirt navy ballerina flats black pea coat no time to shower I wash up . Beat my face & oh I put on my mones. One spray of desire me & two of TEMPTRESS! Shit go hard or go home right ? 1. Desire me STANKS ! Even with the sent added okay . Just to keep it real. But after 5 min I didn't smell it anymore plus I spayed tons of Evys Saint Laurent black opium on top idk what happened in the five min it took to put on my make up but I left the room and put on a sheer black blouse some black skinny jeans & 6 inch Christian Loubotin pumps . I never do shit like that as a Virgo I'm very into planning & I planed to wear my interview outfit lol ! I get there & all eyes were on me & I felt so pretty. My interviewer the Russian voice I heard on the phone is the brother of the owner & manger of the dealership he's an older Russian man & HES STARING ME UP & DOWN . Then says you sure have style. I giggle a little coyly & say thanks & he invites me into his office. SO.... I'm a straight shot of vodka no chaser , I always keep it real & im about to be a little racist for a minute. I'm Cape Verdean & Brazilian & I'm by no means heavy I'm a size 8 but the Brazilian in me is major I am very hippy & I have a big ole ghetto booty LMAO! I get to much attention from Hispanic & black men but White men Like never hit on me. This old white man was hitting on me. Lol . So he says I have 2 more girls to interview but your my choice you just have meet my brother & I will be wearing my mones then TOO!
Ps. My cab driver home was overly nice , I told him I had to wait a long time to catch a cab to get to my interview & he gives me his personal number & says I can call him directly & he'll drop everything to get me WTF??? I been riding in cabs a LONNNNG Time in Philly & have never been offered such a luxury . I am won over . I have Temptress, fantasy , love boat & vibes in my cart & I'm buying on pay day . Y'all have earned a faithful customer!
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