I convinced my wife to wear mones this morning. Humor ensues.

[Futureman]

So, I've convinced my wife to try pheromones. She thinks I'm nuts, and suspects she might be nuts for going along with my new obsession. "Why can't you go back to brewing beer or rummaging for vintage stereo equipment?" she asks.

This morning while she was getting ready for work, I had her apply one spray of Desire Me (unscented) split between the wrists. Mind you I did not inhale. She did. "BLAUGHH! *COUGH* *ACK* Good God it smells like ASS!" I assured her the smell would die down and her perfume would cover it just fine. Still, she's unable to hear me because of the constant gagging. She decides to finish getting ready somewhere other than our unventilated bathroom (She also applied a spay of Love Boat, BTW). The fact I was laughing through all this didn't help the cause of mones.

Let's hope she gets hits while at work today. Otherwise, she may not be willing to wear mones again.

Feel free to offer any advice I can pass on to her! Poor little lamb.

[MMM]

The ONLY advice to give her is to ENJOY THE RIDE!

Desire Me to work!?!?!? Do you two have an open marriage? If not, bad idea! Everybody's gonna be trying to hump her ankle!!!!

[Futureman]

Everybody's gonna be trying to hump her ankle!!!!

Then she will have gotten more (and more blatant) hits in one day than I've gotten since starting my own journey last month.

No open marriage, BTW. But I didn't realize I was sending her to the wolves!

[Enigma]

I feel as you should test it where you yourself can observe, like a bar or a more "open" place. Work and school tend to have a more reserved atmosphere, though not always. Still, I feel as if you should be able to see what the results are with your eyes rather than her perspective.

[Futureman]

Yep. I've asked questions about this elsewhere (and it may not be appropriate to discuss here in the women's forum). Having a young family cuts down on opportunities to test in more conventional places (bars, etc.), so for me the primary testing ground will have to be work. Although there are the all-too-rare occasions when I'm out with friends in the PM and not having to chase kids (which are a "hit-killer" as opposed to a "killer hit"). In any case, I'm not really trying to test results through my wife. I'm just trying to hook her into my latest hobby.

[Akelah]

So, how did it go? Did you felt something different when she came back to you?

Edit PS - I wear cops daily, work included. One spray should be fine!

[XSteveO]

I think its awesome! It shows amazing confidence in yourself and who doesn't want their wife to feel sexy?

So yeah what Akelah said

[Futureman]

Thanks for the nice comments.

Well, she didn't detect any self-effects or changes in others' behavior. Not sure whether she was looking for them, either. While her office is a little out of the way, she was around plenty of people, in meetings, etc. She does like feeling sexy, but she's more interested in making sure her boss listens to her and heeds her good counsel (so maybe Desire Me isn't the thing; on the other hand, men do tend to kowtow to women they find sexy. Plus-*I* want her to wear it!).

Now, did *I* notice something different? Again, unsure. She's always awfully darn pretty, and there's rarely a t time I'm not aroused by her.

She was repulsed be the smell, but she'll try the mones again as long as she sees some results.

[Akelah]

To her boss objectives I highly recommend cohesion 4 women and Temptress. And I bet you'll like Temptress as well. And Temptress WITH the desire me ????

[Enigma]

Next time she wears mones, make her wear three sprays. Three. No less. Then ask her.

[Morgaine]

I've worn a spray of desire me plus to work on quite a few occasions. And like you and your wife, work is my main testing ground at the moment. Because it is a more reserved environment sometimes, in terms of relating to other people more professionally than at purely social events, the hits might be less blatant. But I definitely notice effects from the blends I wear despite this environmental limitation. You get to noticing things like increased affection, interest, socialising, light-hearted or slightly flirty behaviour. I notice men's eyes sparkling a lot, and their behaviour becomes more gently teasing, etc. It makes me more sociable, and makes people enjoy being around me. So if your wife tries a couple of things and is conscious to any behavioural differences she notices then she might start seeing the fun in pheromones. I'm at the point where I don't go to work without something on now, because it's always a better day if I'm wearing something.

In response to Enigma's comment above, I will offer a very strong suggestion from the female perspective: DON"T DO THIS TO YOUR WIFE, EVER! I know Enigma is just trying to help you and your wife get some really noticeable results here, but it's really not necessarily a good or smart thing to do. These products are potent, and different people have very different reactions to them. Many women here find that with many of these products more than 1 to 2 sprays is too much. Wearing too much of a blend can potentially have strongly unpleasant results in various ways:

- ODing can actually be physically uncomfortable and potentially dangerous. I have personally spent most of a day on the couch feeling like I was going to die from an A-nol overdose.

- If you wear too much of a blend you may get negative results, and this may turn you off trying that blend or mones altogether. People can actually be put off by someone with an over-the-top pheromone signature, and can get bitchy, nasty, walk all over you, be intimidated by you, or completely ignore your existence. This is not pleasant, particularly for a pheromone beginner.

- Wearing larger doses of copulins out in public can be very unwise or unsafe for women. Your wife may start to give out the wrong impression at work, and people may start to see her differently, and behave differently towards her. If she goes somewhere other than work she may run in to some strongly persistent unwanted male attention. When I was a newbie on a female dominated pheromone forum, I came across a story by one of the veteran pheromone users there. This woman used to wear larger doses of copulins and overtly sexy products out anywhere and everywhere all the time. Then one evening a friend of hers wore cops while socialising in a supposedly safe local bar or something, dressed in a non-provocative way. She attracted too much attention- she was dragged out the back into the alleyway and violently raped.

It's always better to start slower and work up gradually, and to cater to your environment. If you have some unisexy products get her to try them out, with or without the spray of desire me. I have found the unisexys in combination with just a little of a female blend to have the most wonderful results. Good luck with it.

[Enigma]

Uh...wow. Luckily, whenever I overdo the mones I wear the most I get is semi aggressive action.

[NuTrix]

Hehehe...DM+ right out of the bottle (and in the alcohol spray no less) is pretty "eck" worthy, thank goodness it dies down quickly and covers flawlessly (a little spray of perfume or air freshener around the area of the room you applied will cover the "eck" factor where ventilation is non existent too ) DM+ & Love Boat sound like a winning combo for a first time out. Have you managed her to test anything since?

Put me on the list of those who predominately experiment at work as well. I figure if I'm getting hits there - then imagine the hits I'll get when I play in other venues ^_~

I'm also one of those who wear anything, anytime, anywhere but I haven't got any horror stories. I do believe you can run into creeps anywhere and should always be aware of your surroundings and the people in them. I also believe, as a woman, a wing woman/man out is always safer than going out alone - mones or no mones. That's just how bad it seems to have gotten in the world today :( As women (heck - predators will pray on anyone really, vulnerable, weak, even the strong if they are in numbers) we need to take extra care - it sucks, but it doesn't make it any less true.
*Steps off soap box*

On the LIGHTER side! I have had a rollicking time myself and am an enthusiastic enabler for others to do the same so I hope that your wife continues and finds an interest! I know I LOVE it when hubby and I "dynamic duo" the world at large. It will be fun for you to have a partner crime