Mones to Wear to a Bar to Make Friends With The Whole Bar

[Primross]

I once read somewhere that women don't friendzone men, they friendzone themselves by not acting like men. I can't really comment on it. I was in the friendzone when I was 15 and hated it. And now I'm supposedly in the friendzone with my ex, lol which mostly consists of not talking to each other or seeing each other.

Friend zone is usually a result of lack of escalation she bo longer sees you as a sexual person but a friend or family member

[Phoenix2886]

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

I had a zone for women I'd met but said they were in a relationship. I'd tell them, well maybe down the road. It was my kind friend zone but sex was FAR from ruled out.

Ah, so it was more like the Cell Phone waiting area at the airport! Now that's my kind of friendzone...

[Muestereate]

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

I had a zone for women I'd met but said they were in a relationship. I'd tell them, well maybe down the road. It was my kind friend zone but sex was FAR from ruled out.

[Phoenix2886]

Do not be afraid of Friendzone, Women can never be true friends to men. There's always an exception but when push comes to shove, they run. Fight or flight? They grow wings at the first sign of trouble. You look back to your corner and it's empty.

Friendzone needs another name. Its time we rose above old terms and called it what it is. It's a one-way street, that is not friendship. How about, my pickup truck driver zone, mechanic zone, furniture mover zone etc.

Can you guys come up with any other truisms? Can you say cuckhold zone? FaceBook Zone? My favorite, in reality, is, my cars broke down zone. I really don't mind that zone. I guess that would be called.... wait for it.... You are about to enter.....

THE UBERZONE

I once read somewhere that women don't friendzone men, they friendzone themselves by not acting like men. I can't really comment on it. I was in the friendzone when I was 15 and hated it. And now I'm supposedly in the friendzone with my ex, lol which mostly consists of not talking to each other or seeing each other.

[Muestereate]

Do not be afraid of Friendzone, Women can never be true friends to men. There's always an exception but when push comes to shove, they run. Fight or flight? They grow wings at the first sign of trouble. You look back to your corner and it's empty.

Friendzone needs another name. Its time we rose above old terms and called it what it is. It's a one-way street, that is not friendship. How about, my pickup truck driver zone, mechanic zone, furniture mover zone etc.

Can you guys come up with any other truisms? Can you say cuckhold zone? FaceBook Zone? My favorite, in reality, is, my cars broke down zone. I really don't mind that zone. I guess that would be called.... wait for it.... You are about to enter.....

THE UBERZONE

[Muestereate]

Shakespearean to you huh? lol

[manover84]

That would be like stuffin my pants with a Salami.

Haha

[Primross]

That would be like stuffin my pants with a Salami.

This went way over my head

[Phoenix2886]

That would be like stuffin my pants with a Salami.

What do you not already?

[Muestereate]

That would be like stuffin my pants with a Salami.

[Primross]

You should update your sig also so we can give good suggestions

[Phoenix2886]

I guess not. I regularly alpha blend Saturday nights to stay top dog. Once a month I browbeat another 30 guys. Speaking of which, I need some more dominant Ascend for them. The fact I have to use pheromones to do it and to maintain position tells me I'm not very intimidating.

I'm old, young dogs nippin at my heals. Cowboys gunslingers, new kids trying out the old man stuff. Keep outdrawing them and looking cool when I aint no more.

You should get Destroyer and try it on them.

[Scottie2Hottie]

Fantasy not fairytale, I think they are different.

Yeal real deep eye contact, leaning way in, intense interest in me and my conversation. Check out the journal for random notes. I intend to put some reviews up but for now its just scattered notes in Journal.

The DOGS OF WAR are starting to acquiesce also. They like me more than they hate me. I expect several dozens to throw themselves at my feet any day now begging for forgiveness. Perhaps you can tell me how to handle my harem coming home.

Oh sorry, I guess I should pay closer attention. I guess that's what I get for trying to sneak in a post. Lol

[Primross]

I guess not. I regularly alpha blend Saturday nights to stay top dog. Once a month I browbeat another 30 guys. Speaking of which, I need some more dominant Ascend for them. The fact I have to use pheromones to do it and to maintain position tells me I'm not very intimidating.

I'm old, young dogs nippin at my heals. Cowboys gunslingers, new kids trying out the old man stuff. Keep outdrawing them and looking cool when I aint no more.

The way you speak is mesmerizing

[Muestereate]

I guess not. I regularly alpha blend Saturday nights to stay top dog. Once a month I browbeat another 30 guys. Speaking of which, I need some more dominant Ascend for them. The fact I have to use pheromones to do it and to maintain position tells me I'm not very intimidating.

I'm old, young dogs nippin at my heals. Cowboys gunslingers, new kids trying out the old man stuff. Keep outdrawing them and looking cool when I aint no more.

[Primross]

Fantasy not fairytale, I think they are different.

Yeal real deep eye contact, leaning way in, intense interest in me and my conversation. Check out the journal for random notes. I intend to put some reviews up but for now its just scattered notes in Journal.

The DOGS OF WAR are starting to acquiesce also. They like me more than they hate me. I expect several dozens to throw themselves at my feet any day now begging for forgiveness. Perhaps you can tell me how to handle my harem coming home.

how is your appearance? Would you say you are intimidating physically?

[Muestereate]

Muestereate you're getting sexual hits from Fairytale?

Fantasy not fairytale, I think they are different.

Yeal real deep eye contact, leaning way in, intense interest in me and my conversation. Check out the journal for random notes. I intend to put some reviews up but for now its just scattered notes in Journal.

The DOGS OF WAR are starting to acquiesce also. They like me more than they hate me. I expect several dozens to throw themselves at my feet any day now begging for forgiveness. Perhaps you can tell me how to handle my harem coming home.

[Primross]

Yeah, I already get hit on by gay guys, the last thing I want is to amp that up. Although it would be nice to have a few hot female friends. Hot girls seem to rove in packs with their ugly/fat cockblocker friend. So I feel like friendzone would be a nice way of gaining access to her friends. But I've only ever been friendzoned twice in my life: once in middle school, and recently by my ex (assuming she actually still wants to be friends).

I think the unisex products do this well without venturing into the dangerous levels of friend zone

[Phoenix2886]

Not sure if friendzone is what we want plus the women products are targeted to attract males

Yeah, I already get hit on by gay guys, the last thing I want is to amp that up. Although it would be nice to have a few hot female friends. Hot girls seem to rove in packs with their ugly/fat cockblocker friend. So I feel like friendzone would be a nice way of gaining access to her friends. But I've only ever been friendzoned twice in my life: once in middle school, and recently by my ex (assuming she actually still wants to be friends).

[Phoenix2886]

Whats?! Latinas?!! When I have money again I think I am going to buy all of LALs gels. Would you recommend Overdose as well?